"Nate can make arm farts and Ian can make leg farts.
They're really talented.
Mom, real-sounding fart noises are hard to do."
What's a mom to do? Well @, I hope you come up with some different talents.
"Well I can make mouth farts, but that's not as hard to do. But mine sound real. See???"
Are you prepared to say "excuse me" every time you make that noise?
"phbbbt, excuse meez. phbbbt, excuse meez..."and on, and again, and on all the way from the parking lot through the first few minutes of shopping in Trader Joes. Saved by the banana display with the animatronic monkey. Phew!