Wha? Huh? Who in the h**...?
My first thought was to respond, "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you. It's yours."
As an absolutely hilarious comedian* I saw last winter would say, "First thought wrong..."
I didn't go with the first thought. Nor did I opt for the...
- 2nd: see above italics
- 3rd: "Been there, done that. Please donate to the March of Dimes"
- 4th: "Have we met?"
- 5th: "Please be available to field calls from HR."
- 6th: "Please see the attached photo from my endoscopy."