Rumor has it I likely have sleep apnea. I suppose repeatedly ceasing breathing in the middle of the night is not a habit one should cultivate or continue. So off I went to a consult yesterday with a pulmonologist/sleep specialist.
Some people are just too serious. You can almost see their thought processes on a LED readerboard above their heads.
I am a doctor.
I have a form.
I am going to ask you questions on the form.
I will scrawl the answers in the appropriate spaces.
I will not deviate from this path.
Then, based on your answers, I will give you a rehearsed speech about the next steps.
I will not deviate from the script.
Want to make a doctor of this variety really uncomfortable? Use multiple-word answers.
WAIT, I have a box for yes or no.
I don't want to listen to a sentence, I wan't a monosyllabic response.
How serious was this guy? He's asking me if I'm sleepy during the day. I honest-to-goodness involuntarily yawned. In fact, I'd been yawning since I landed in this giant funky weird thronelike chair where I was seated for the inquisition.
I laughed and responded, "I suppose that should be evidence enough."
His response, "What? Are you sleepy during the day?"