First, there was a question of the location of the spare
toilet paper. @ couldn’t find it. He looked in the right places. I told him to
check the shelf at eye level. Oops, wrong eyes. TG had put it at eye level,
except it was his eye level. (Remember, the T stands for Tall…) Even better, it
was at the back of the shelf.
TG's choice of TP placement brought on a discussion of whether he was opposed
to @ actually using toilet paper. TG claimed he was trying to get @ to think about
Star Trek. @ had to think a second… Wait, Klingons? Yep.
“Stop… that’s not
funny.”
Somehow that brought up a question of pronunciation. Specifically, is the name of the planet pronounced yur-ay-niss or yurin-us?
Where’s the syllable emphasis? Is it a long a
or a short a? Because yur-ay-niss just sounds gross and yurin-us doesn’t sound much better and it doesn’t even make sense anyway. I mean, why would pee come out of something labeled with a word that actually has the word has anus in it? See, it doesn't make sense at all.
“Mom! Stop.”
Come on @, we just want you to think about astronomy. You
know, like exploring dark space.
“Stop… That’s not
funny. It's just not funny.” He threatened to lock us out of the house.