Dog Cookies
Ah, New Year's Eve. A night fit for profound thought. Or not... @ and I were talking about cookies. He decided I should make dog cookies for blue doggie (his constant snooze companion).
Me: Do I make them out of real dogs?
@: Dog cookies aren't made from dogs, they're made from things dogs like.
Me: But apple pies are made from apples, not things apples like.
@: Just make them out of cat poo. Dogs like cat poo, especially Butchie.
Me: Eeeeew, that sounds pretty gross.
@: But it's funny too, right?
Me: Yep, it's gross and funny.
@: Oh, and it has to be really fresh so the dogs are attracted by the smell.
It's official. I've been verbally one-upped by a six-year-old.
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